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Loading...There once were some fascists so sly,
On campuses, they’d amplify
Their power to stifle
The truth with a rifle,
While students dared not speak, but comply.
They silenced the voices that cried
For justice, their rights swept aside.
But truth cannot hide
For long, as with pride,
The silenced will rise, undenied.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In South Carolina, the tale goes,
Cicadas, they buzz and impose.
Residents despair,
Calling cops, in a scare,
As the noise from those bugs loudly grows!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Chicago, a curious sight,
A sidewalk, a rat’s shape took flight.
But the city, aware,
Decided with care,
To fix it, and end the rat’s plight!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Instead of going to Miami
Stay at home in your jammi
Spring breaker and beer
Ain’t welcome here
If you come, you might end up in the slammy
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Philly fans got their wieners in a twist
Grabbing them by the fist
They threw their meat
From their seat
And now $1 meals will be missed
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Florida is a zoo
Just look at this ‘roo
he had to bounce
had a cop to trounce
Back to jail, it’s true
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Nevada says no thanks
As Nikki Haley tanks
In a contest with “no one”
She couldn’t have won
Poor lady is shooting blanks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some might call it a fake
But a breath the police did take
When they found
A bomb around
In a garage by a rake
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...If you feed the need
For over the limit speed
Maybe don’t post
and try to boast
Or you’ll need to plead
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Vapin’ cause you’re cool
and you’re the type
to hit the pipe
these charges will make you drool
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This bathroom from hell
Covered in shit
Gave him a fit
Who thinks this lawsuit is legit?
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Poor baby Ron
Got another quote wrong
He tried his very best
but when put to the test
Sounded like he hit the bong
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or cute as a bunny
These confusing signs
are breaking minds
and wasting a ton of money
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Asking to be treated fair.
Trying to be at peace,
Becoming obese.
And all they do is stare.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Built before they were born
These maintainers are sworn
To mind the stock
of the nuclear clock
And prepare our atomic thorn
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...They made a hole in the wall
Thought it would be small
But it was too big
Now they’re in the brig
Likely trying to not bawl
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...To be a cop they’re not willing
When told to stop stealing
They say it’s about pay
But there’s no way
It’s about no more killing
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...New York was high as fuck
with attendees trying to duck
There’s is no hope
To avoid the dope
Straight Edge? no luck!
Favorite This! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Idalia is hitting the coast
Trying to do it’s most
It wants to kill
and give us a thrill
“We will survive” we can boast.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A cat up a stick
Put on a great trick
sat for a day
till he felt ok
Then came down like a prick
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Teachers scrambled for a dollar
Made the internet holler
we should give a fuck
what they did for a buck
And to not live in squalor
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...These residents had an odd guest
One some might even call a pest
Crawled out from the drain
The one meant for rain
Was a gator who looked a bit stressed
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...These painters were doing their work
A homeowner, this did quite irk
Cut the rope knife
Which threatened their life
Who does this shit? What a jerk!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The Trumpies, they think themselves smart
A new saying, they wanted to start
“Let’s go Brandon,” they yell
But the message they sell
“Fuck Joe Biden” is at the heart
Favorite This! (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...On her costume, she did her best
But was threatened with arrest
Construction was planned
And she took a stand
‘Cause technically it was protest
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...“It’s fucking gone?” Jimmy cussed
He didn’t know who to trust
Just when he thought
No one would be caught
Someone returned the lost bust
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...These Georgians are getting freaked
Some even yelled and some shrieked
The Joro Spider
Must be a boat rider
As over from Asia they sneaked
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A man from PA’s on defense
After his tiny offense
He bought Mountain Dew
And then bid adieu
But was short by 43 cents
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...He took money he wasn’t due
So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This call must have been a headache
Considering his health was at stake
Knew it’d be a battle
When he heard the rattle
Hours later he pulled the last snake
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Dandeo had entered the race
And buckled in tight just in case
He zipped and he zoomed
The others were doomed
At 86, he won first place
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Goto had just won the gold
And the mayor had wanted to hold
The winning medal
But had to backpedal
For biting it like a five-year-old
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This man was headed to a cell
But cops saw that he wasn’t well
Saw something in the man
Through the body scan
They found a shotgun shell
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Off to the links, he grabbed his sticks
Then Smith got caught up with some dicks
Did not shoot his best
And stepped on a nest
Where hornets gave him some pricks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The shore line has covered the docks
And the water is wetting the rocks
But some need to eat
And don’t care their feet
Are soaked on up to their socks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In the world, there are only a few
One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Winther had some golf balls to hit
But first, he had to take a shit
Hit the bathroom before
Then went for the door
But locked himself in for a bit
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some collectors, they choose to own
Comic books, old pornos, or cologne
Some of these buyer’s
Collection requires
Guns and things used by Capone
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some workers think they deserve
A liveable wage, oh the nerve!
At Michigan State
Hungry patrons must wait
Unless teachers step up to serve
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This woman must have been deprived
And thought of a plan quite contrived
She changed the locks
Then kicked off her socks
And chilled before the cops arrived
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Spencer Tunick flew to the Dead Sea
With his camera for a shooting spree
This vision he had
Was not at all clad
You can see from where the subjects pee
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An important duo of for our nation
Their strides were quite great
So they made a plate
But fucked up the orientation
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Have words you’d just say to your mates
Like shit, piss, or fuck
Some are out of luck
As reviews of these tags awaits
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This poor pup fell into a crack
Where food and water did lack
Then five days passed
Now’s free at last
Safe at home now, she is back
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some folks from Kingsley are quite pissed
As they’re shouting and shaking their fist
Hubbell kept scoring
Which got the crowd roaring
They sucked, how could he resist?
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A Munich man was flying back
Traveling with only his rucksack
Was it just dumb luck,
Or’s he a dim fuck?
‘Cause it looked like he planned to attack
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In the small town of Krefeld
And ostrich chick is being held
They have no clue
If it fled the zoo
Or from someone’s house was expelled
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some people are born trans or gay
This school showed that is okay
They waved their pride flag
As they dressed in drag
Then made the field into a runway
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This Liberian teen is the man
Doing something not everyone can
Out driving one day
He found 50k
Returning it was just part of his plan
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