Florida is a zoo

Florida is a zoo
Just look at this ‘roo
he had to bounce
had a cop to trounce
Back to jail, it’s true

Nevada says no thanks

Nevada says no thanks
As Nikki Haley tanks
In a contest with “no one”
She couldn’t have won
Poor lady is shooting blanks

Some might call it a fake

Some might call it a fake
But a breath the police did take
When they found
A bomb around
In a garage by a rake

If you feed the need

If you feed the need
For over the limit speed
Maybe don’t post
and try to boast
Or you’ll need to plead

If you’re at school

If you’re at school
Vapin’ cause you’re cool
and you’re the type
to hit the pipe
these charges will make you drool

Usually reserved for Taco Bell

Usually reserved for Taco Bell
This bathroom from hell
Covered in shit
Gave him a fit
Who thinks this lawsuit is legit?

Poor baby Ron

Poor baby Ron
Got another quote wrong
He tried his very best
but when put to the test
Sounded like he hit the bong

Everyone tries to be funny

Everyone tries to be funny
or cute as a bunny
These confusing signs
are breaking minds
and wasting a ton of money

Imagine you’re a Bear

Imagine you’re a Bear,
Asking to be treated fair.
Trying to be at peace,
Becoming obese.
And all they do is stare.