They made a hole in the wall

They made a hole in the wall
Thought it would be small
But it was too big
Now they’re in the brig
Likely trying to not bawl

To be a cop they’re not willing

To be a cop they’re not willing
When told to stop stealing
They say it’s about pay
But there’s no way
It’s about no more killing

New York was high as fuck

New York was high as fuck
with attendees trying to duck
There’s is no hope
To avoid the dope
Straight Edge? no luck!

Idalia is hitting the coast

Idalia is hitting the coast
Trying to do it’s most
It wants to kill
and give us a thrill
“We will survive” we can boast.

Florida man at night

Florida man at night

Didn’t seem so bright

Cops felt his dick

he said it was a trick

Should have turned on his light

A cat up a stick

A cat up a stick

Put on a great trick

sat for a day

till he felt ok

Then came down like a prick

Teachers scrambled for a dollar

Teachers scrambled for a dollar

Made the internet holler

we should give a fuck

what they did for a buck

And to not live in squalor

These residents had an odd guest

These residents had an odd guest

One some might even call a pest

Crawled out from the drain

The one meant for rain

Was a gator who looked a bit stressed

These painters were doing their work

These painters were doing their work

A homeowner, this did quite irk

Cut the rope knife

Which threatened their life

Who does this shit? What a jerk!