The Trumpies, they think themselves smart

The Trumpies, they think themselves smart

A new saying, they wanted to start

“Let’s go Brandon,” they yell

But the message they sell

“Fuck Joe Biden” is at the heart

On her costume, she did her best

On her costume, she did her best

But was threatened with arrest

Construction was planned

And she took a stand

‘Cause technically it was protest

These Georgians are getting freaked

These Georgians are getting freaked

Some even yelled and some shrieked

The Joro Spider

Must be a boat rider

As over from Asia they sneaked

A man from PA’s on defense

A man from PA’s on defense

After his tiny offense

He bought Mountain Dew

And then bid adieu

But was short by 43 cents

He took money he wasn’t due

He took money he wasn’t due

So nights in jail, he spent a few

But he ran the joint

So he made a point

To leave a nice, five-star review

This call must have been a headache

This call must have been a headache

Considering his health was at stake

Knew it’d be a battle

When he heard the rattle

Hours later he pulled the last snake

Dandeo had entered the race

Dandeo had entered the race

And buckled in tight just in case

He zipped and he zoomed

The others were doomed

At 86, he won first place

Goto had just won the gold

Goto had just won the gold

And the mayor had wanted to hold

The winning medal

But had to backpedal

For biting it like a five-year-old

This man was headed to a cell

This man was headed to a cell

But cops saw that he wasn’t well

Saw something in the man

Through the body scan

They found a shotgun shell