An aquarium is letting you bid
On belugas that Canada rid
People picking the name
Is a dangerous game
They’ll get something like “Asshat” or “Shid”
Favorite This!Keep it Dirty!
An aquarium is letting you bid
On belugas that Canada rid
People picking the name
Is a dangerous game
They’ll get something like “Asshat” or “Shid”
Favorite This!‘Twas quite the odd task that they did
By testing some things off the grid
They took from the sea
Put in zero-G
What happens, in space, to a squid?
Favorite This!People just want to have hope
Some get it from booze or from dope
What does it for me
Is this pic, you see
Of Spider-man and the Pope
Favorite This!Now Tesla may be a bit fucked
As some drivers, from cars have been chucked
Cause robots were driving
Now people are dying
So Cali’s looking at misconduct
Favorite This!Do ETs exist? We don’t know
If so, they haven’t said “hello”
Some scientist’s thoughts
Think there’s good spots
For them to watch this shit show
Favorite This!Someone please make this guy a cake
For a year of jumping in the lake
Even through the cold
The stunt didn’t get old
Now next time he’ll have to raise the stake
Favorite This!There once was a bear in AZ
That climbed what he thought was a tree
The utility pole
S’where he ended his stroll
Made it down and now he runs free
Favorite This!This girl, for her dogs she did care
So she leapt on a whim and a prayer
Went in unarmed
And came out unharmed
Which is lucky when shoving a bear
Favorite This!Some jobs are for dogs and for cats
To which they are paid in soft pats
Now Magawa is done
But he had a good run
Now a legend among bomb-sniffing rats
Favorite This!To her ticket, she gave a quick toss
And considered the purchase a loss
But her friends held her trash
So she’d win the cash
For her, no more shopping at Ross
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