This wasn’t a monkey or snake
That made its attempted jailbreak
Momentarily
The rhino was free
Not another Harambe heartbreak
Not carrying a gun or a knife
Not carrying a gun or a knife
But still this will cause him some strife
Sick with COVID
He went and hid
And tried to fly dressed as his wife
A woman had the perfect view
A woman had the perfect view
From her home, she bought with her boo
She’s headed to court
Neighbors, to report
To remove the tall tree that they grew
These taxis are stuck in their spots
These taxis are stuck in their spots
In some Thailand parking lots
Planting on the car roof
This isn’t a goof
But seems to work better than pots
A snake’s on the loose in Raleigh
A snake’s on the loose in Raleigh
After some moron’s folly
A bite from this guy
Could cause you to die
And seeing it might make you pee
On the chair some like to sit
On the chair some like to sit
As quite a few it can fit
Whoever came through
And broke it in two
Is a real piece of dog shit
Are you in search of a house?
Are you in search of a house?
Then you should send this to your spouse
For sale in Boston
This one is quite thin
But pretty roomy if you’re a mouse
Things have slowed down quite a bit
Things have slowed down quite a bit
In Bali, the tourists quit
Handing out food
Which monkeys find rude
And in turn, are going ape shit
Their number exceeded their quotes
Their number exceeded their quotes
And they certainly are lacking oats
So they’re drawing names
To those who want claims
To all of these Hawaiian goats
The mouse trap is a great device
The mouse trap is a great device
It’s fast and it’s quick and precise
But our blokes down under
Need lightning’ and thunder
To exterminate this many mice