In China, bots ran with no sweat,
Through miles they dashed—no regret.
But beware their new plan,
They’re not just a fan—
They’re training to chase us, you bet!
They shuttered the truth-spotting crew
They shuttered the truth-spotting crew,
Said, “Lies? Eh, we’ll just let ’em through.”
Now Putin can spin,
While bots grin and grin—
And facts get flushed down with the loo.
In Florida, things went awry
In Florida, things went awry,
At a party where laws went bye-bye.
A principal’s pad,
With booze flowing bad—
Now they’re facing the court, not the sky.
In a district that’s painted deep red
In a district that’s painted deep red,
Rep. Kiley is losing some cred.
Though he once had the might,
Thirty thousand showed up to fight—
Now it’s Bernie and AOC ahead!
A warning from Hillary came clear
A warning from Hillary came clear:
“Authoritarians rule through fear.”
They deported a man,
Defying the plan—
And justice just vanished this year.
Some Republicans made a bold play
Some Republicans made a bold play,
To take free tax filing away.
Though simple and fair,
They just didn’t care—
They’d rather we all have to pay.
A young YouTuber sought to explore,
A young YouTuber sought to explore,
An island forbidden, offshore.
He vlogged with a smile,
But stayed for a while—
Now he’s stuck, facing fines and much more!
On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned
On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned,
Was built on unstable loose sand.
The wind and the sea,
Said, “This won’t ever be!”
Now it sinks, as it can’t hope to stand.
In Pennsylvania, a crime quite egg-streme
In Pennsylvania, a crime quite egg-streme,
A heist of eggs—like a yolky dream.
Police try to crack,
But clues they still lack,
It’s an egg-sistential mystery, it would seem!
A falconer working for Lazio’s crest
A falconer working for Lazio’s crest,
Posted photos that weren’t his best.
An implant, you see,
Caused much publicity,
So they fired him—Lazio’s stressed!