In Philly, they’re having a race
With attire, a bit out of place
As tradition goes
You don’t have to wear clothes
With a mask just to cover your face
He was diving on his normal route
He was diving on his normal route
Just working as a lobster scout
Caught in a whale’s bite
He put up a fight
It surfaced and then spit him out
“Oh shit! My wallet, I lack!”
“Oh shit! My wallet, I lack!”
After checking her wallet and pack
For so long she yearned
And now it’s returned
But at this point, why want it back?
Everyone knows how drinking goes
Everyone knows how drinking goes
Couple drinks then you’re boxing pros
But these dudes went hard
And one will be scarred
As one chomped the other one’s nose
The dumpsters they gave a peruse
The dumpsters they gave a peruse
Looking for what trash to choose
This instance is odd
As this hungry squad
Is not raccoons but cockatoos
Souvenirs are post cards or hat
Souvenirs are postcards or hats
Or even a meaningful tat
They stole some land
A shit ton of sand
What the fuck would they do with all that?
A man, he was tearing down walls
A man, he was tearing down walls
And made out with quite some odd hauls
Now under his house
It wasn’t a mouse
But a shit ton of bowling balls
There was a deal for some land
There was a deal for some land
But it didn’t go over as planned
The mess did unfold
When the tower was sold
You know someone’s getting canned
Rich folk have been taking some notes
Rich folk have been taking some notes
Wanting to marry their yards and their boats
They paid their fee
Now in NYC,
Is this boujee-ass park that just floats
A sunbather let out a loud screech
A sunbather let out a loud screech
No one knows how there it did reach
It’s quite some weird shit
That the gator made it
From New Orleans to a Texas beach