Some Ohioans are a bit slow
In getting their first vaccine dose
They came up with a plot
To get people their shot
With a chance at a nice wad of dough
A couple was digging a pool
A couple was digging a pool
When they came across something quite cool
While smashing through stones
They found really old bones
Which surely made their doggy drool
The Girl Scouts are peddling their treats
The Girl Scouts are peddling their treats
But this year, not using their feets
Traded their wagons for drones
To deliver to homes
But now In the sky, not the streets
GM’s making rovers for space
GM’s making rovers for space
Ones they can park at the moon base
They’re keeping it green
With their new machine
But now the astronauts, they can race
With this couple now no longer alone
With this couple now no longer alone
They decided to pick up the phone
The firemen came
What they saw, they did claim
In the chimney, a bunch of birds had all flown
Sometimes it takes all of your power
Sometimes it takes all of your power
To think of your commute not so sour
But a cow and a gator
Made everyone later
By blocking the road in rush hour
Does the idea of neighbors sound vile?
Does the idea of neighbors sound vile?
The thought of seclusion makes you smile?
Well you might be in luck
You grouchy ol’ fuck
Because now you can buy your own isle
He reeled with a yank and a swish
He reeled with a yank and a swish
She didn’t fight, like she had a death wish
While it may not have fought
They’re still lucky they caught
This monstrous, 100-year-old fish
Most can handle bad odors a bit
Most can handle bad odors a bit
Like the smell of wet dog or armpit
But quite a few flocked
To get their nose rocked
By this flower that smells just like shit
From Camp Marmal, they’re trying to clear
From Camp Marmal, they’re trying to clear
And get home with their weapons and gear
But they hit a snag
With one major bag
And have to ship a shit ton of beer