In CA, the situation was dire
So some goats they decided to hire
As they chew and they munch
On their grassy, green lunch
They help in preventing wildfire
Some crates were hiding a stash
Some crates were hiding a stash
What they thought were some soot or ash
Nor was it snow
But actually blow
And they threw it all in the trash
Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls
Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls
On their serious business zoom calls
But this politician
Was in an awful position
Standing there just in his cock and balls
To the grave, you get one final strut
To the grave, you get one final strut
Then the lid on your casket is shut
You don’t see this that often
A fun, unique coffin
Like this one’s a cream-filled donut
Most of the oldies and churchgoers
Most of the oldies and churchgoers
Are fine with the engines and mowers
But one thing they can’t stand
And went and got it banned
Now no more loud, gas-powered leaf blowers
A man was just trying to do good
A man was just trying to do good
Helping others get by when he could
So he raised some cash
And made quite the stash
Then the US fucked this Robin Hood
He thought that his life was a breeze
He thought that his life was a breeze
Slinging some drugs for some fees
From his home, he’s been plucked
So now his life is fucked
All from posting a pic of some cheese
Now this woman truly was old,
Now this woman truly was old,
But her hand, it was time to fold
Born in 1905
Many years she did thrive
She sure lived a life to behold
Their yard had acquired some litter
Their yard had acquired some litter
From a man who was so old and bitter
It’d been quite a long time
Since the start of the crime
But now they have caught the cup shitter
Their friendship had come to an end
Their friendship had come to an end
So a message, James wanted to send
To ballistic from calm
The dick set off a bomb
To get even with his ex-best friend