“I did it! I won! Oh my gosh!”
So she claims but she lost in the wash
With a simple goof
She lost her proof
Which might keep her from living all posh
A man had just bought some groceries,
A man had just bought some groceries,
Got to his car, and pulled out his keys
He looked in the backseat
Then chose to retreat
To get away from fuckton of bees
A lady had snuck into school
A lady had snuck into school
Undercover and playing it cool
This entire sham
Was for Instagram
To get followers, oh what a tool
A couple had feared for outbreaks
A couple had feared for outbreaks
Which was causing them some headaches
But the couple claim
The purpose of the flame
Was to get rid of all of the snakes
As crews hacked away with their tool
As crews hacked away with their tool
The education board decided to rule
Chemicals caused a delay
So the kids couldn’t stay
Then turned a Macy’s store into a school
MMA is pretty damn rough
MMA is pretty damn rough
And those fighters are totally buff
In the midst of their scrap
Pliev’s finger went snap
Holy shit that guy’s so fuckin’ tough
These pilots, they got quite the scare
These pilots, they got quite the scare
When they collided in the air
The two planes, they struck
And got lucky as fuck
A situation like this is quite rare
Robot research is making head way
Robot research is making head way
And the future will be here someday
Sophia’s getting a start
By making some art
And out their asses people will pay
With the building aflame and on fire
With the building aflame and on fire
Thought he’d better flee from the pyre
With a leap and a bound
He made it to the ground
It just wasn’t his time to retire
‘Member that cow who was runnin’ around?
‘Member that cow who was runnin’ around?
In that small lil’ Rhode Island town
You’ll be happy to hear
That the ol’ roaming steer
Is back home and has finally been found