New York was high as fuck
with attendees trying to duck
There’s is no hope
To avoid the dope
Straight Edge? no luck!
Idalia is hitting the coast
Idalia is hitting the coast
Trying to do it’s most
It wants to kill
and give us a thrill
“We will survive” we can boast.
Florida man at night
Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
Favorite This!A cat up a stick
A cat up a stick
Put on a great trick
sat for a day
till he felt ok
Then came down like a prick
Favorite This!Teachers scrambled for a dollar
Teachers scrambled for a dollar
Made the internet holler
we should give a fuck
what they did for a buck
And to not live in squalor
Favorite This!These residents had an odd guest
These residents had an odd guest
One some might even call a pest
Crawled out from the drain
The one meant for rain
Was a gator who looked a bit stressed
Favorite This!These painters were doing their work
These painters were doing their work
A homeowner, this did quite irk
Cut the rope knife
Which threatened their life
Who does this shit? What a jerk!
Favorite This!The Trumpies, they think themselves smart
The Trumpies, they think themselves smart
A new saying, they wanted to start
“Let’s go Brandon,” they yell
But the message they sell
“Fuck Joe Biden” is at the heart
Favorite This!On her costume, she did her best
On her costume, she did her best
But was threatened with arrest
Construction was planned
And she took a stand
‘Cause technically it was protest
Favorite This!“It’s fucking gone?” Jimmy cussed
“It’s fucking gone?” Jimmy cussed
He didn’t know who to trust
Just when he thought
No one would be caught
Someone returned the lost bust
Favorite This!