The chief tried to avoid a small meeting
What he did could be considered cheating
Now he lost his job
With a cry and a sob
A mistake he won’t be repeating
One last macaw in Brazil’s all alone
One last macaw in Brazil’s all alone
Where another might be is unknown
Guess all life is the same
But who can you blame
We’re just looking for someone to bone
NASA’s calmed one of our greatest fears
NASA’s calmed one of our greatest fears
Some great news to pass through our ears
Earth will surely avoid
A hurling asteroid
For at least a hundred more years
Kami Rita’s again reached the peak
Kami Rita’s again reached the peak
A feat that is truly unique
While he’s touching the sky
We’re just getting high
As we keep up our binge-watching streak
Something was off just a smidge
Something was off just a smidge
Bout the sign just installed on the ridge
Guess he didn’t know
He switched the “E” and the “O”
And fucked up the name of the bridge
These things tend to end up quite gory
These things tend to end up quite gory
When life ends up in this territory
I’m glad they got out
But I can’t help but pout
Since they ruined a sweet ninja story
The zebra wanted to change his course
The zebra wanted to change his course
So they called the local police force
They chased him around
The small, quiet town
All just to catch the striped horse
The lotto ticket was worth over a mil
The lotto ticket was worth over a mil
But Nick lost it and then he had nil
He returned to the lot
Where a car part he bought
And found the ticket, laying there still
Twas a deal that she just couldn’t lose
Twas a deal that she just couldn’t lose
Tried to get rid of any kind of clues
But she thought it crass
To hide it in her ass
So she tried to hide coke in her shoes
Business wasn’t booming last year
Business wasn’t booming last year
Some reassessing their chosen career
But Fuechschen persuaded
Some goods to be traded
To make bread to help sell their beer