Who says that chivalry’s dead?
This man was just looking ahead
Thought his life, he should spend
With his loving girlfriend
so stole a rare camel then fled
At first, this sounds like some joke
At first, this sounds like some joke
But some do dumb shit when they’re broke
Was this what Tony ate
When he said “they’re grrreeaat?”
Forty pounds of cornflakes and coke
In the seaside city, San Fran
In the seaside city, San Fran
Lived a stubborn and wealthy old man
He paid quite a lot
For his home, to re-plot
And the move went according to plan
A lady was out on a mission
A lady was out on a mission
To take care of a bod’ly emission
But the bear was quite crass
And bit her on the ass
In the most vulnerable position
A Turkish man with the name of Mirzan
A Turkish man with the name of Mirzan
Saw a bird struggling out on the lawn
So he fixed her wing
And for years she did cling
This man’s best friend is a swan
Arvy had gone for a flight
Arvy had gone for a flight
Took a swim and suffered frostbite
Brushed it off like an itch
Cuz he aint no bitch
But had some help to make him alright
A koala was the cause of a crash
A koala was the cause of a crash
Five cars piled up in a flash
someone pulled him from the road
And his life he owed
As payment, he fucked up her dash
He thought it was more than a fling
He thought it was more than a fling
Said “a queen should be with her king”
But he’s quite the dumb fuck
As when the idea struck
He proposed with his other boo’s ring
Bill’s life had come to an end
Bill’s life had come to an end
Left all his cash to his friend
So the bank added up
What he left for the pup
5 mil’s a lot for one dog to spend
Some go to court for this or for that
Some go to court for this or for that
Like speeding or parking or stealing a hat
But if you act polite
They’ll think you’re alright
But you’re fucked if your lawyer on Zoom is a cat