Texas issued an Amber Alert
“Overalls and a long striped shirt”
But things smelled fucky
As the suspect was “Chucky”
Twas a false alarm, no one was hurt
Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male
Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male
Looks like he’s a real Chippendale
Three cheers, cuz he’s back
After a weekend, so whack
The Naked Cowboy’s no longer in jail
The Wheeler’s came up with a tale
The Wheeler’s came up with a tale
One they thought couldn’t possibly fail
“Julie fell and then died,
No need to check inside”
Now Rodney could join her in jail
In Chicago, a man lost his flute
In Chicago, a man lost his flute
Blue line to O’Hare, was his route
Worth 22k
But he found it, hooray,
Once again, he can give it a toot
Most of his life, the steer had been pinned
Most of his life, the steer had been pinned
And feared his life was coming to end
But he got away
And took down the highway
Now he’s roaming around Rhode Island
A chameleon can blend in with rocks,
A chameleon can blend in with rocks,
With trees, and plants with green stalks
But this little guy
Is quite the small fry
But is bigger than most Trumpers cocks
A man was counting some sheep
A man was counting some sheep
And quickly, he fell fast asleep
“I can’t swallow,” he told
To the doctor, who pulled
His headphone, from his throat, really deep
At the Brookfield Zoo out in IL
At the Brookfield Zoo out in IL
Malena needed more than advil
Her hip being replaced
Is only one problem she faced
As now she needs cash for her bill
Some people, they tried to rebel
Some people, they tried to rebel
Saying the Dems would usher in hell
But some of them got caught
And thrown in jail to rot
Now they’re crying “boohoo” in their cell
His day had begun with a wreck
His day had begun with a wreck
Two deer, with his car, he did deck
But a stroke of sheer luck
Came for the poor fuck
As he won a million dollar check