Daily Dirty Limerick - Page 38

Sadly, this thing is quite rare

Politicians who work like they care

From that dog and the goat

Our guys should take note

Cuz these animals are better, I swear

A young lad misread the signs
After reading the head lines
“In search of hot pussy?”
“I fuck all I see!”
Just don’t touch the felines

To keep him from cutting his hair

“I’ll cut it again,

If the Browns can win”

Six years later, a new do he’ll wear

Like gambling or trying to dunk

But this guy stole a sword

Then his guilt, he ignored

40 years ‘fore he returned it, the punk

“A state dino would oh so much fun”

Hate to be the bad guy

But I think this is why

Lawmakers never get anything done

Shared a historic moment, Tuesday

His mom’s the newbie

But if they disagree

Could make for a tense holiday

Stuck out in the rain and the thunder

Fisherman heard a yelp

And decided to help

This guy had balls to perform such a plunder

A business where wallets say “ow”

These betters pay lots

On the flying robots

Seems like the future really is now

So the man got out of his truck

And to avoid any drama

Tried to calm the llama

But found that he was chill as fuck

Some rules, must be put into place

“If a tie’s where you’re at

Then draw names from a hat

To decide the mayoral race”