The Sumatran is a dying breed
Zoo keepers encourage “the deed”
To the newborn that came
Kawi, is the name
Better than Bentleigh, or Jaxton, or Tweed
Everyone loves their cute pet
Everyone loves their cute pet
All the stress, it can help them forget
Over 200 Guineas
Is way too manys
Not to mention, all of their shet
We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit
We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit
Maybe more than we’d like to admit
To have a whole operation
At the sewage station
Prob’ly makes wine just taste like shit
The parents had acted with scorn
The parents had acted with scorn
The man’s heart, shredded and torn
His stash, thrown away
Was worth 29k
So he sued them for tossing his porn
A man, he had run off the road
A man, he had run off the road
And the sky, it snowed and it snowed
The car eventually shut off
As he froze his nut off
Now to the cops, his virility’s owed
Her neighbor was being a twit
Her neighbor was being a twit
Pringle just couldn’t allow it
So she hatched a plan
To fool the man
Now he owns a box full of shit
A man left some art by Tanguy
A man left some art by Tanguy
As his airplane took to the sky
Luckily, he got it back
As it’s worth a fat stack
But if I lost that thing I’d just die
Got the call, and the cops were in route
Got the call, and the cops were in route
Heard of criminals after some loot
The boots hit the ground
But they soon found
Just some dudes, mid-video shoot
This man just, he wouldn’t quit
This man just, he wouldn’t quit
As he searched through 9 tons of shit
To go through all that stink
Really makes you think
How much cash was in that wall-it?
The players had all paid their fare
The players had all paid their fare
As they picked their numbers with care
But they were quite pissed
When they heard the twist
All those winnings, they’d have to share