Kids always have something to prove

Kids always have something to prove

This one wanted his grandad removed

Claims he’s related to POTUS

And insists that he showed us

As for the judge, he did not approve

In Bavaria, the statue stood strong

In Bavaria, the statue stood strong

Twas as girthy, as it was long

The artistic hard-on

Was there and then gone

Now, in its place, a brilliant new dong

The cops have saved cats and some dogs

The cops have saved cats and some dogs,

They’ve even saved rodents and frogs

But this one is new

For the cops in Peru

They can add wallaroo to their logs

People say that the ending is nigh

People say that the ending is nigh

As meteors fall from the sky

It must be too much fun

Seeing us flail as we run

For fuck’s sake, just please let us die

Robots are groovin’ and dancing around

Robots are groovin’ and dancing around

So fun to watch them really get down

But when they rise up

And our homes, they blow up

Your smile will turn to a sad, little frown

They tried to make off with their things

They tried to make off with their things

Like their watches, a necklace, and rings

Swish, wham, bang, and wooshes

The man swatted the douches

In style, he got in some good swings

A cop was out on his beat,

A cop was out on his beat,

Saw a family that was tryin’ to eat

Thought “It’s Christmas time”

As he witnessed the crime

And paid for their groceries, how neat

In Berlin, the Danish Mayflies

In Berlin, the Danish Mayflies

Won such an illustrious prize

But their lives are bleak

As they’re dead in a week

Cause it’s born, then fucks, and then dies 

Customers can be flat out rude

Customers can be flat out rude

Someone’s always in a pissy mood

But this guy was sincere

Tipped 3k on a beer

Cause he is just one awesome dude