This year has been a real chore

This year has been a real chore

Worse than anyone could’ve asked for

But one little fam

They got to cram

And spent the night in a toy store

This year has truly been whack

This year has truly been whack

And good times, there is quite a lack

But it’s looking up

Cause Mac’s cooking up

And they’re bringing McRibs fucking back!

A sweet Mustang, the python had eyed

A sweet Mustang, the python had eyed

So swiftly he squirmed right inside

They had the galls

To bust his snake balls

When he really just needed a ride

A fan base, the turkey procured

A fan base, the turkey procured

Which truly is quite absurd

He was an asshole at times

And was charged for his crimes

So a death sentence, was giv’n to the bird

From Home Depot, he stole quite a lot

From Home Depot, he stole quite a lot

Thirteen hundred in goods and what not

He’s a cop so you’d think

So low, he’d not sink

But surprise, asshole, you got caught

His actions, unruly and sus

His actions, unruly and sus

The chaos, it caused quite a fuss

This asshole should have known

That in jail he’d be thrown

For shooting a flamethrower off of a bus

The dinosaurs, the meteor was blighting

The dinosaurs, the meteor was blighting

And the earth prepared for igniting

But if the world was ending

I know how I’d be spending

My time, I’m not sure they were fighting 😉

Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow

Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow

Just lookin’ for some extra dough

But it’s pretty numbing

They did not see it coming

It’s hard to hide ten whole tons of tobacco