The man saw that his chances were slim
But he proved he was so much more dim
He took to the lake
Then faced his mistake
And remembered he could not even swim
The internet composed a list
The internet composed a list
Of words that make some tongues twist
Kamala, Nevada, Fauci
Just to name three
So many dumbasses live in our midst
Is this one the fourth or the fifth?
Is this one the fourth or the fifth?
I’m done with this fucking myth
What once was rare
Is now ev’rywhere
Let’s just be done with the monolith
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A man was meeting his dad
A man was meeting his dad
Excited, so happy and glad
To his surprise
In a festive disguise
As Buddy the Elf, he was clad
They are here and one day they’re gone
They are here and one day they’re gone
In the mountains or on someone’s lawn
But these assholes are taking
These things that are making
Us forget that this year’s just dragged on
The year was 1-8-4-3
The year was 1-8-4-3
All erecting their christmas tree
But people flipped shit
And threw a fit
That the kid joined in the holiday glee
The clown just can’t let things go
The clown just can’t let things go
And decided to put up some dough
He paid 3 mil
To end up with nil
Just concede, give the vict’ry to Joe
Remember that thing that was gray?
Remember that thing that was gray?
The metal that was on display?
The tall shiny prong
It didn’t last long
Assholes came and they took it away
This year has been so surreal
This year has been so surreal
Life has lost much of it’s zeal
But someone out there
Thought joy, they would share
With a big, shiny hunk of some steel