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A dog named Cleo

A dog named Cleo went missing and it was a pity

But she showed up on her old house which was 50 miles away from Kansas City

Nobody knows how but she got her way

She went to a city that was many miles away

After a couple years she still remembers her old house; she’s really witty

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Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week

Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week
Apparently, he didn’t understand the rules of hide and seek
He was supposed to hide to avoid arrest
But he decided to lie down and get some rest
When the policemen found him, they probably thought “this man ain’t slick”

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A man faked his death

A man faked his death; he “was’ from New York
His death certificate had a typo; he must feel like a dork
He wanted to avoid jail
But it ended up being a fail
All of the plans he had; and no one seemed to work

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One dumb ass cop

One dumb ass cop

Blew his fuckin’ top

He thought he saw a finger

Got pissed when it did linger

Turned out his issue was a flop