As she came to the end of her lifespan
She reflected on how it began
All she asked
Before she passed
Was please don’t vote for the orange man
In Norway, crime is quite bland
In Norway, crime is quite bland
Things rarely get out of hand
But by law, they are bound
So they had to impound
A scooter so “fast” that it’s banned
In florida, fish throwin’s an art
In florida, fish throwin’s an art
So when they cancelled, fans took it to heart
But amidst a pandemic
They’ll g’head with the gimmick
And yet we still consider humans to be “smart”
Everyone knows what McConnell’s about
Everyone knows what McConnell’s about
A shit brain, a pig, a GOP sellout
His hands, black and blue
Prove the rumors are true
He’s a zombie or ghoul, no doubt
We all can agree that this year’s been real hard
We all can agree that this year’s been real hard
Some will get through while others are scarred
But to tryna fund fracking
While COVID aid’s lacking
Is a punch in the face, a kick to the nard
“They attacked me,” these racists had claimed
“They attacked me,” these racists had claimed
And the victims were wrongfully blamed
But with this new act
These calls, they’ll detract
And couldn’t have been better named
A copper pulled over a trucker
A copper pulled over a trucker
Must’ve been a real dumbfucker
He said “It’s not mine, I swear”
‘Bout the meth in the spare
Have a nice time in jail, ya cocksucker
Brazil’s cops showed up with their gun-dies
Brazil’s cops showed up with their gun-dies
They were in search of government fund-ies
They found quite a bit
Some covered in shit
Because the perp hid some in his undies
The crab must have come from the shore-y
The crab must have come from the shore-y
Who knew it’d cause such an uproar-y
Yet it still made the news
Really quite the snooze
But the ones in her pubes, a different story
The auction was not short on exchange
The auction was not short on exchange
And the items, there was a wide range
The silver dollar, not gold
Somehow went unsold
Then again, who gives a fuck about change