Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.
Keep it Dirty!
Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.
A a pal of Trump named Roger
Turns out to be a great dodger
Trump is receiving resignations
From men escaping damnations
Perhaps it’s time to again Impeach that old codger
Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse,
Aid to Ukraine he froze with some force.
Investigations were doubled,
Fighting like old married couples.
Soon they’ll have sexual intercourse.
Korea is flipping their shit,
Over this mustache that just won’t quit
I can only assume
This political monsoon
Is due to some racist shit
Once was this country Iran,
with bombs it was endlessly slammed.
Said President Trump,
“That place will get dunked.”
Much like Melania’s clam.