Choice words the zoo birds were a-sharing
Twas’ the parrots, not the eagles nor herring
“Fuck, dick, ass, and shit”
Thus they had to be split
Because they just wouldn’t stop swearing
Subway is not healthy they said
Subway is not healthy they said,
In irish court, the attorney had pled
They shit on the chain
Saying “the loaves, they contain
Too much sugar to constitute bread!”
In space you still have to dump swill
In space you still have to dump swill
And the last thing you want is a spill
NASA got thinkin’
‘Bout the squirtin’ and sprinklin’
Now their shitters cost 23 mil
In Bucharest, the election was nigh
In Bucharest, the election was nigh
The incumbent, he did reapply
He contracted COVID,
Yet voters still voted,
Now the village is run by a dead guy
Three sisters in Ohio
Three sisters in Ohio gave birth on the very same day
No one thought it could happen that way
Between a 4 and a half hour span
The babies were added to the clan
Odds of that happening were 1 in 50 million, a 1998 AP story did say
A man from Detroit
A man from Detroit became a lottery winner by mistake
He went to a gas station to put air in a tire and wanted change to take
He got a $10 ticket but the clerk gave him the $20 one
He kept it and ultimately he won
Something told him to keep it; there were $2 Million at stake
A Russian prankster
A Russian prankster posed as an U.N. chief
He reached to the Poland president but he kind of was in disbelief
He thought something wasn’t right
The troll sounded convincing but not quite
A pronunciation gave him away so the prank was brief
resident of the town of Albany
In 1994, a resident of the town of Albany suffered a burglary
A lot of things were stolen, including a Television and some armory
A resident had recently got the shotgun in his possession
But he didn’t steal it according to the investigation
All the things, including the shotgun were returned to their owner on its 26th anniversary
The Liberty County deputies
The Liberty County deputies in Georgia thought they had it under control
But the body they found on the railroads was that of a sex dole
When the Coroner arrived, they started to inspect
They checked the body; it was anatomically correct
They thought it was a human but it ended up being the work of a troll
Joyful chipmunks
Joyful chipmunks carry nuts on their cheeks and play peekaboo
But they dig out holes in your garden; they come out of the blue
Having them around has its pros and cons
They’re so cute but they can destroy gardens and lawns
They gather as many acorns as they can for when the winter comes through