In space, where the stars brightly gleam,
Nuclear weapons, a nightmarish theme.
Their presence would sow,
Destruction, we know,
A danger beyond any dream.
In the cosmos, two galaxies dance,
In the cosmos, two galaxies dance,
Their embrace, a celestial romance.
Amidst stars they twirl,
In a cosmic swirl,
A love story of galactic expanse!
“Call the cyber cops, hear the plea,
“Call the cyber cops, hear the plea,
The cybers are hacking, oh gee!
They’re into our water,
Causing quite the slaughter,
In this digital calamity spree!”
In innocence, children they prey
In innocence, children they prey,
With schemes to lead hearts astray.
Parents foot the bill,
For the indoctrination drill,
As companies profit and play.
In the world of sweet teardrop eyes
In the world of sweet teardrop eyes,
Sam Butcher, his art took to skies.
With Precious Moments in hand,
He crafted dreams, oh so grand,
Now his legacy forever flies.
In the clash of the day,
In the clash of the day,
Some wonder if burritos hold sway.
With beans and cheese,
Wrapped up as you please,
A sandwich by any name, I’d say!
In the Capitol’s tulip array,
In the Capitol’s tulip array,
Marijuana plants found their way.
Politicians must jest,
For in that flowery nest,
They’ve turned greenery to a different display.
A man in Alaska, so bold,
A man in Alaska, so bold,
Sought snapshots of moose in the cold.
But he paid with his life,
In the midst of his strife,
For venturing where danger took hold.
In Texas, a gathering of Kyles,
In Texas, a gathering of Kyles,
Their numbers, they stretched for miles.
But alas, what a shame,
Not enough for fame,
Just a bunch of Kyles and their smiles.
In Vermont, there’s a cat with allure,
In Vermont, there’s a cat with allure,
Max, now dubbed a ‘doctor’ for sure,
From the University, he’s adorned,
In litter-ature, he’s truly adorned,
Pawsitively wise, his knowledge pure!