Swinging their big dick
Republicans attempt to make it stick
They sent out a check
Thinking that heck
One time will do the trick
Toilet Paper Hording Is A Virus
Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.
A a pal of Trump named Roger
A a pal of Trump named Roger
Turns out to be a great dodger
Trump is receiving resignations
From men escaping damnations
Perhaps it’s time to again Impeach that old codger
Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse
Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse,
Aid to Ukraine he froze with some force.
Investigations were doubled,
Fighting like old married couples.
Soon they’ll have sexual intercourse.
There once was a woman, Lenore
There once was a woman, Lenore
Her body is with us no more
Instead of a haven
Her soul’s in a Raven
Who just sits and quotes “Nevermore.”
Korea is flipping their shit
Korea is flipping their shit,
Over this mustache that just won’t quit
I can only assume
This political monsoon
Is due to some racist shit
There once was a man with green skin,
There once was a man with green skin,
who, asleep in his yard, blended in.
The landscapers came,
our poor man was maimed,
and they charged him for trimming his shin.
An old man got sick of his wife
An old man got sick of his wife
So resolved he would just end her life
He brought out a shotgun,
To make it a quick one,
But instead, slit her throat with a knife
Once was this country Iran
Once was this country Iran,
with bombs it was endlessly slammed.
Said President Trump,
“That place will get dunked.”
Much like Melania’s clam.
Upon asking if Ukraine might widen
Upon asking if Ukraine might widen
Investigations of Sleepy Joe Biden,
The Dems were incensed,
Impeachment commenced!
Trumps ratings sank deeper than Poseidon!