In Vermont, there’s a cat with allure,
Max, now dubbed a ‘doctor’ for sure,
From the University, he’s adorned,
In litter-ature, he’s truly adorned,
Pawsitively wise, his knowledge pure!
In a truck filled with buzzing finesse,
In a truck filled with buzzing finesse,
Flew bees on a wild, wobbly quest.
With a crash, they broke free,
But most stayed with glee,
Contained, buzzing, in sweet success!
In Japan, a town had a plan,
In Japan, a town had a plan,
To shield Fuji from a tourist clan.
With a screen so tall,
They’ll hide it all,
Leaving Fuji to nature’s own span!
In Pennsylvania, a man’s alligator,
In Pennsylvania, a man’s alligator,
Was his emotional support navigator.
But it slipped out one day,
Now he’s in disarray,
For a gator’s not your usual equator!
In schedules, there once was a dank weed,
In schedules, there once was a dank weed,
From one to two, it found its lead.
No longer confined,
To the shadows, confined,
Now it’s 420, a blossoming seed!
There once were rock stars so bold
There once were rock stars so bold,
Who aged but refused to be old,
On stage with their walker,
Singing tunes, what a shocker,
Same songs for fifty years, we’re told!
There once were some fascists so sly,
There once were some fascists so sly,
On campuses, they’d amplify
Their power to stifle
The truth with a rifle,
While students dared not speak, but comply.
They silenced the voices that cried
For justice, their rights swept aside.
But truth cannot hide
For long, as with pride,
The silenced will rise, undenied.
In South Carolina, the tale goes
In South Carolina, the tale goes,
Cicadas, they buzz and impose.
Residents despair,
Calling cops, in a scare,
As the noise from those bugs loudly grows!
In Chicago, a curious sight,
In Chicago, a curious sight,
A sidewalk, a rat’s shape took flight.
But the city, aware,
Decided with care,
To fix it, and end the rat’s plight!
Instead of going to Miami
Instead of going to Miami
Stay at home in your jammi
Spring breaker and beer
Ain’t welcome here
If you come, you might end up in the slammy