The diamonds, this woman did spot
So with her some pebbles she brought
The rocks, she tried to switch
In hopes of getting rich
Did she really think she’d not get caught?
Favorite This!Keep it Dirty!
The diamonds, this woman did spot
So with her some pebbles she brought
The rocks, she tried to switch
In hopes of getting rich
Did she really think she’d not get caught?
Favorite This!Retirement’s not meant for some
It may make them feel like a bum
Like this lady from Maine
Said work keeps her sane
Catching lobsters until she goes numb
Favorite This!Every now and then you’ll catch a fish
That would make quite the nice dish
But this one caught by Ben
Just might be a ten
I mean look at the size of that bitch!
Favorite This!They put their supplies in their place
Getting ready to send it to space
NASA had a surprise
For their girls and their guys
With some pizza to stuff their face
Favorite This!In intelligence, there was a lack
Or maybe he was just on crack
His plan was bizarre
Cause he stole a car
Then got caught when selling it back
Favorite This!‘Twas more than football to look at
As there was a dangling cat
Who could have died
And we would have cried
Thankfully it didn’t go splat
Favorite This!This wasn’t a monkey or snake
That made its attempted jailbreak
Momentarily
The rhino was free
Not another Harambe heartbreak
Favorite This!Not carrying a gun or a knife
But still this will cause him some strife
Sick with COVID
He went and hid
And tried to fly dressed as his wife
Favorite This!A woman had the perfect view
From her home, she bought with her boo
She’s headed to court
Neighbors, to report
To remove the tall tree that they grew
Favorite This!These taxis are stuck in their spots
In some Thailand parking lots
Planting on the car roof
This isn’t a goof
But seems to work better than pots
Favorite This!