Pioneers of aviation

Pioneers of aviation

An important duo of for our nation

Their strides were quite great

So they made a plate

But fucked up the orientation

A Munich man was flying back

A Munich man was flying back

Traveling with only his rucksack

Was it just dumb luck,

Or’s he a dim fuck?

‘Cause it looked like he planned to attack

The pilot just took to sky

The pilot just took to sky

And spotted what looked like a guy

Who had on his back

Some sort of jetpack

He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t die

These pilots, they got quite the scare

These pilots, they got quite the scare

When they collided in the air

The two planes, they struck

And got lucky as fuck

A situation like this is quite rare

Some people rock while others suck

Some people rock while others suck

Some are as dumb as an inbred duck

This dude was interferring,

With radio waves, commandeering,

He could’ve killed someone, the raging dumb fuck