A Munich man was flying back
Traveling with only his rucksack
Was it just dumb luck,
Or’s he a dim fuck?
‘Cause it looked like he planned to attack
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And spotted what looked like a guy
Who had on his back
Some sort of jetpack
He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t die
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When they collided in the air
The two planes, they struck
And got lucky as fuck
A situation like this is quite rare
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Some are as dumb as an inbred duck
This dude was interferring,
With radio waves, commandeering,
He could’ve killed someone, the raging dumb fuck
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Dan
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Iranian gunboats that try
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— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) April 22, 2020
Harassing our Navy nearby
Are hereby on notice:
This stable, wise POTUS
Will shoot those boats down from the sky!” pic.twitter.com/8FYBXGKAV6
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The Swiss Patrol’s aerial show
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 10, 2019
Got townspeople up to high doh
By drowning their song -
A terrible wrong
To lay low a yodeller so.https://t.co/gB3uH7q8q3
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The failure was called electronic
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— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) July 5, 2019
As the 'prompter became too laconic.
But with help or without
There's really no doubt
His statement is just as moronic. https://t.co/cBfCetnopM
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