Dan from limericks

“Iranian gunboats that try
Harassing our Navy nearby
Are hereby on notice:
This stable, wise POTUS
Will shoot those boats down from the sky!” pic.twitter.com/8FYBXGKAV6

— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) April 22, 2020

The Swiss Patrol's aerial show
Got townspeople up to high doh
By drowning their song -
A terrible wrong
To lay low a yodeller so.https://t.co/gB3uH7q8q3

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 10, 2019

The failure was called electronic
As the 'prompter became too laconic.
But with help or without
There's really no doubt
His statement is just as moronic. https://t.co/cBfCetnopM

— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) July 5, 2019