On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned

On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned,
Was built on unstable loose sand.
The wind and the sea,
Said, “This won’t ever be!”
Now it sinks, as it can’t hope to stand.

Some houses have termites or mold

Some houses have termites or mold

Or have trouble keeping out cold

But this home’s more weird

Yet is still revered 

Boston’s skinny house has been sold

A man, he was tearing down walls

A man, he was tearing down walls

And made out with quite some odd hauls

Now under his house

It wasn’t a mouse

But a shit ton of bowling balls