Spencer Tunick flew to the Dead Sea
With his camera for a shooting spree
This vision he had
Was not at all clad
You can see from where the subjects pee
Keep it Dirty!
Spencer Tunick flew to the Dead Sea
With his camera for a shooting spree
This vision he had
Was not at all clad
You can see from where the subjects pee
A museum in Denmark did pick
A great artist to do his trick
When they gave him cash
He fled in a flash
Not sure if he’s a genius or prick
A German was looking through trash
Then noticed something in a flash
He found some old art
Grabbing it was smart
‘Cause those things are worth quite some cash
Robot research is making head way
And the future will be here someday
Sophia’s getting a start
By making some art
And out their asses people will pay
At a yard sale, an antique was sold
But its value had not been foretold
Some experts did say
It’s worth 500k
For that price, it had better be gold
A man left some art by Tanguy
As his airplane took to the sky
Luckily, he got it back
As it’s worth a fat stack
But if I lost that thing I’d just die
Is this one the fourth or the fifth?
I’m done with this fucking myth
What once was rare
Is now ev’rywhere
Let’s just be done with the monolith