Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...Let’s hear it for old #CaptainKirk
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 13, 2021
Who’s receiving the ultimate perk
A real pioneer
In the #FinalFrontier
A payoff for all his hard work#startrek #WilliamShatner https://t.co/AMf7DE7Mec
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...“Oh shit! My wallet, I lack!”
After checking her wallet and pack
For so long she yearned
And now it’s returned
But at this point, why want it back?
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Kami Rita’s again reached the peak
A feat that is truly unique
While he’s touching the sky
We’re just getting high
As we keep up our binge-watching streak
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The fire began burning and smoke
Poured out, finding people to choke
So this little girl
Gave the mattress a hurl
And jumped from the third floor, no joke
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A trucker was driving his route
When a loose screw must’ve come out
What the stores couldn’t take
Gave Bean’s Cafe a break
With free produce for them to dish out
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A cop was out on his beat,
Saw a family that was tryin’ to eat
Thought “It’s Christmas time”
As he witnessed the crime
And paid for their groceries, how neat
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The people voted him out by the legions
We did it all for most the same reasons
We knew they were dense
But this fuck up’s immense
What clown books the wrong Four Seasons?
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