Beard
by u/UberPheonix in limericks


Keep it Dirty!
There was an old man with a beard
— John Tozer (@JhnTzr) August 11, 2019
Who said, “It is just as I feared:
When I take to the air
My profuse facial hair
Will no longer get me cashiered.”
A vain man from North Carolina
Thought a goatee made him look all the finer.
His beard gave such grace
To his so-handsome face,
But his mouth now looks like a vagina.