Beard
by u/UberPheonix in limericks
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My mom came up with this beauty
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There was an old man with a beard
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— John Tozer (@JhnTzr) August 11, 2019
Who said, “It is just as I feared:
When I take to the air
My profuse facial hair
Will no longer get me cashiered.”
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I once met a girl who was hot
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by u/ElBeatch in limericks
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A crack about vanity
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Thought a goatee made him look all the finer.
His beard gave such grace
To his so-handsome face,
But his mouth now looks like a vagina.
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