I once met a girl who was hot,
who wanted a place she could squat.
I thought it was weird,
that she had a beard,
and stood up when she used the pot.
Tag: beards
A crack about vanity
A vain man from North Carolina
Thought a goatee made him look all the finer.
His beard gave such grace
To his so-handsome face,
But his mouth now looks like a vagina.