There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney
So just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his girlfriend a martini
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There once was a girl named Savannah
There once was a girl named Savannah
Who smoked cock like she’s from Havana
Her cunt was so snug
’twas like getting a hug
and her tits were like peaks in Montana.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy,
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock,
’cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
To Stan, Ginger whined and then sighed
To Stan, Ginger whined and then sighed
Her vibrator battery died
She got off instead
With ten minutes of head,
Then she gave Stan’s old willie a ride!
There once was a woman from Arden
There once was a woman from Arden
Who was seen sucking a man in the garden
Her mother said, “Flo,
Where does it all go??
And she said, “Gulp, Beg your pardon?”
When asked to do something salacious
When asked to do something salacious,
She answered, “Of course not! Good gracious!”
But the sight of his tool
So induced her to drool
That her view, in the end, proved fellatious.
There was a young lady of Arden
There was a young lady of Arden,
Who sucked off ol’ Bob in the garden.
He asked, “You old ho,
Where does all that stuff go?”
And she said, “(swallow hard)- Beg pardon?”
Decisions, Decisions
There once was a lady named Sue,
Who never knew quite what to do.
When presented, by chance
with a man without pants,
“A blow job, or do I just screw?”