He thought that his life was a breeze
Slinging some drugs for some fees
From his home, he’s been plucked
So now his life is fucked
All from posting a pic of some cheese


Keep it Dirty!
He thought that his life was a breeze
Slinging some drugs for some fees
From his home, he’s been plucked
So now his life is fucked
All from posting a pic of some cheese
There was a man from Ka-bot
That lived on his boogers and snot
When he couldn’t have these
He lived on the cheese,
That grew on his grungy old cock!
There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn’t for fame,
or love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath.