The firm that makes Durex is flagging
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 1, 2020
That sales of its product are sagging
As lockdown effects
Occurrence of sex,
Especially casual shagging.#Durex#coronavirushttps://t.co/EiswMenNdT


Keep it Dirty!
The firm that makes Durex is flagging
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 1, 2020
That sales of its product are sagging
As lockdown effects
Occurrence of sex,
Especially casual shagging.#Durex#coronavirushttps://t.co/EiswMenNdT
There was a young man from Cape Horn
who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!