This Aussie had gotten quite bored
Some supplies, he started to hoard
Quarantine had it’s perk
With lots of time to work
Now he’s the cowboy of cardboard


Keep it Dirty!
This Aussie had gotten quite bored
Some supplies, he started to hoard
Quarantine had it’s perk
With lots of time to work
Now he’s the cowboy of cardboard
Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male
Looks like he’s a real Chippendale
Three cheers, cuz he’s back
After a weekend, so whack
The Naked Cowboy’s no longer in jail