A cow had gone to Mickey D’s
In a sedan, it did have to squeeze
In the drive-thru
The patron did moo
Could someone explain this one, please?
Keep it Dirty!
A cow had gone to Mickey D’s
In a sedan, it did have to squeeze
In the drive-thru
The patron did moo
Could someone explain this one, please?
This beefalo’s caused quite the stir
He refused his slaughter to occur
His life on the run
Is over and done
Down to Florida, they let him transfer
That wondering steer, he did pass
He is back home and chewing on grass
Another is loose
Not a sheep or goosed
But now on the run is an ass
‘Member that cow who was runnin’ around?
In that small lil’ Rhode Island town
You’ll be happy to hear
That the ol’ roaming steer
Is back home and has finally been found
Most of his life, the steer had been pinned
And feared his life was coming to end
But he got away
And took down the highway
Now he’s roaming around Rhode Island