The crab must have come from the shore-y
Who knew it’d cause such an uproar-y
Yet it still made the news
Really quite the snooze
But the ones in her pubes, a different story


Keep it Dirty!
The crab must have come from the shore-y
Who knew it’d cause such an uproar-y
Yet it still made the news
Really quite the snooze
But the ones in her pubes, a different story