This asshole is really a twit

This asshole is really a twit

Stealing money by pulling some skit

He’s done most of his time

But just couldn’t quit crime

So enjoy some more prison, ya shit

Who says that chivalry’s dead?

Who says that chivalry’s dead?

This man was just looking ahead

Thought his life, he should spend

With his loving girlfriend

so stole a rare camel then fled