This asshole is really a twit
Stealing money by pulling some skit
He’s done most of his time
But just couldn’t quit crime
So enjoy some more prison, ya shit
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This man was just looking ahead
Thought his life, he should spend
With his loving girlfriend
so stole a rare camel then fled
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