For mayor, he wanted their pick

For mayor, he wanted their pick

So on stage, he gave his shtick

But soon interrupted

As chaos erupted

Because of a drone with a dick

The Girl Scouts are peddling their treats

The Girl Scouts are peddling their treats

But this year, not using their feets

Traded their wagons for drones

To deliver to homes

But now In the sky, not the streets