In Pennsylvania, a crime quite egg-streme

In Pennsylvania, a crime quite egg-streme,
A heist of eggs—like a yolky dream.
Police try to crack,
But clues they still lack,
It’s an egg-sistential mystery, it would seem!

This man found Macron a disgrace

This man found Macron a disgrace

And thought he’d put him in his place

As quite the dead-eye

He let the egg fly

And nearly hit him in face