A record, this fish had broke
And it made them an excited folk
But the fish Ben hooked
Had just been cooked
Which nearly gave him a stroke
Tag: fish
Retirement’s not meant for some
Retirement’s not meant for some
It may make them feel like a bum
Like this lady from Maine
Said work keeps her sane
Catching lobsters until she goes numb
Every now and then you’ll catch a fish
Every now and then you’ll catch a fish
That would make quite the nice dish
But this one caught by Ben
Just might be a ten
I mean look at the size of that bitch!
He reeled with a yank and a swish
He reeled with a yank and a swish
She didn’t fight, like she had a death wish
While it may not have fought
They’re still lucky they caught
This monstrous, 100-year-old fish
The puffins are getting their wish
The puffins are getting their wish
Herrings’ll lose space on our dish
As the NOAA
Came out to say
“For the puffins, save some of the fish”
In florida, fish throwin’s an art
In florida, fish throwin’s an art
So when they cancelled, fans took it to heart
But amidst a pandemic
They’ll g’head with the gimmick
And yet we still consider humans to be “smart”
Slip sliding
There once was a guy named Bob
Who slipped and fell on a glob
He broke a dish and a ceramic fish
But what can you expect from a slob