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In Florida’s sunshine state

In Florida’s sunshine state,
A ten-million deal sealed their fate.
While Hope wore a grin,
The funds poured right in—
To fight pot, not help—ain’t that great?

In Florida, things went awry

In Florida, things went awry,
At a party where laws went bye-bye.
A principal’s pad,
With booze flowing bad—
Now they’re facing the court, not the sky.

Florida man at night

Didn’t seem so bright

Cops felt his dick

he said it was a trick

Should have turned on his light

In Florida, the pigeons did roam

Looking for their home sweet home

Landed on the highway

Decided they’re stray

Now eating trash and styrofoam

Some monkeys showed up in the bay

And so far they’re doing okay

They’ve avoided harm

Since they fled the farm

And now they’re in Florida to stay

Some reptiles are causing headaches

As they’re causing some minor outbreaks

Now the Florida commission’s

Against new admissions

So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes

Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male

Looks like he’s a real Chippendale

Three cheers, cuz he’s back

After a weekend, so whack

The Naked Cowboy’s no longer in jail

Florida men are truly unique

This one decided to go for a streak

He didn’t stop there

Balls out, his ass bare

Stole the cop car, with havoc to wreak

In Key West, there have been some talks

To try and curb the chickenly flocks

Two-fifty per day

Violators will pay

To keep people for feeding the cocks

Florida men get a really bad wrap

Usually taking drugs or some crap

But this guy is good

And did what he could

Saved his pup from a gators death snap

Florida usually feels like a sauna

Which is great for the flora and fauna

“It’s gonna get cold”

The forecast foretold

From the trees, may be a falling iguana