To her ticket, she gave a quick toss
And considered the purchase a loss
But her friends held her trash
So she’d win the cash
For her, no more shopping at Ross
Tag: gambling
Some Ohioans are a bit slow
Some Ohioans are a bit slow
In getting their first vaccine dose
They came up with a plot
To get people their shot
With a chance at a nice wad of dough
“I did it! I won! Oh my gosh!”
“I did it! I won! Oh my gosh!”
So she claims but she lost in the wash
With a simple goof
She lost her proof
Which might keep her from living all posh
His day had begun with a wreck
His day had begun with a wreck
Two deer, with his car, he did deck
But a stroke of sheer luck
Came for the poor fuck
As he won a million dollar check
Gambling is quite the cash cow
Gambling is quite the cash cow
A business where wallets say “ow”
These betters pay lots
On the flying robots
Seems like the future really is now
The players had all paid their fare
The players had all paid their fare
As they picked their numbers with care
But they were quite pissed
When they heard the twist
All those winnings, they’d have to share
They say to learn from others mistakes
They say to learn from others mistakes
It will surely save you headaches
What he thought was a fuck up
Soon turned his luck up
Cause it won him two mil in sweepstakes