These residents had an odd guest
One some might even call a pest
Crawled out from the drain
The one meant for rain
Was a gator who looked a bit stressed
Tag: gators
A sunbather let out a loud screech
A sunbather let out a loud screech
No one knows how there it did reach
It’s quite some weird shit
That the gator made it
From New Orleans to a Texas beach
Florida men get a really bad wrap
Florida men get a really bad wrap
Usually taking drugs or some crap
But this guy is good
And did what he could
Saved his pup from a gators death snap
His boredom he was tryin’ to fix
His boredom he was tryin’ to fix
With the slides, the swings and picnics
The cops had their way
So they took him away
C’mon, just let him play, ya dicks