Florida men get a really bad wrap
Usually taking drugs or some crap
But this guy is good
And did what he could
Saved his pup from a gators death snap


Keep it Dirty!
Florida men get a really bad wrap
Usually taking drugs or some crap
But this guy is good
And did what he could
Saved his pup from a gators death snap
His boredom he was tryin’ to fix
With the slides, the swings and picnics
The cops had their way
So they took him away
C’mon, just let him play, ya dicks